Thursday 6 June 2013

WeChat with Comedy Characters Who Are Everywhere

Hi Guys,

This time in my Wechat group, we have with us the very renowned TV characters from Comedy serials like Jetha Lal jee from Tarak Mehta ka Oolta Chashma, Kajal Bhai and Sweety from Hum Paanch, Chandramukhi Chautala from F.I.R., Maya Sarabhai from Sarabhai vs Sarabhai, Mussadi Lal from Office Office.

The question to all of them is regarding Sreesanth, do you know who he is? And is IPL match fixing ethical or what is your point of view?

Jetha Lal - Jai Shri Krishna, Accha accha aaiye jee. Kaun Sreesanth, kya chahiye usko? Hamari dukaan mein sab milega....fridge, AC, washign machine, Geyser, LCD, home theatre, DVD player etc.

Sweety – Sreesanth, kaun hai woh? Is he superstar from South Indian film industry?

Kajal bhai – Haan, Kajal bhai ko sab pata hai beedu! Rotru hai woh apna...underworld mein uska yehich naam hai!

Chandramukhi – Arre, hamare raaz mein usne aisi harqat kaise kar dee? Dekha daal diya nah salakhoon ke peeche chorre ko!

Maya – Disgusting. Shameful. This is really bad to what methods these young generation is following to earn quick money? I am totally shocked!

Musaddi Lal – Janab aisa hai...bijli paani ke bill ki line mein khade reh kar, itna thak jaata hoon ki IPL dekh hi nahin paata...shaam ko sabzi laani hoti hai...kahan match follow karenge...biwi ko hi follow karte hai bhai hum log toh!

Nahin Sir, woh ek cricket player hai, jiska naam IPL ke match fixing mein aaya hai?

Jetha Lal – Accha, yaar humein toh dhayan hi nahin diya, woh kya hai nah, Dukaan aur Pakwaan ke alava humein kuch pata hi nahin hota. Paisa kama kar thoda jod lein, usi mein dhandhe ki bhalai hai! Pakwaan sehat ke liye zaroori hai aur khakhra jalebi khane mein jo mazza aave nah, woh IPL mein kahan se aave!

Sweety – Arre haan yaad aaya, dekha tha uska dance Dard-e-disco pe, ek award function mein naachne ki koshish kar raha tha, par no one can dance like my Hrithik Roshan. Senorita sunoh sunoh...kehte hai hum kya (humming)

Kajal Bhai – Arre fix vix nahin kiya re kuch...sportmanship se hi khel raha tha...ab Gayle khada ho saamne toh kisi ki bhi bowling bekaar lagegi re beedu! Aisech hi naam badnaam kar rahe hai apun ke underworld kaa!

Chandramukhi – Ek fuse bulb toh fix koni kar sake woh, match fix ke karega...bawli booch seh woh toh , thode se paise ko chakkar mein maara gaya!

Maya – Yeah, I know. This middle class mentality I tell you, ByGod is creating a lot of problems in this country. He must be just like my daughter-in-law, Monisha.

Musaddi Lal - Newspaper lagvaaya hua hai bete...usme agle din news aur sports chapta hai...us se hi pata kar lete hai desh mein kya chal raha hai? Kyon sahi hai ne jee?

All of them asking me - kaise kiya tha usne match fix during a live match?

Sreesanth, ne IPL match mein towel laga liya tha apne track suit pe to tell the fixers that his bowling will get more than 14 runs in this over.

Jetha Lal – Arre wah, sirf towel latkaane se rokda banta hai toh main bhi apni electronic shop pe towels latka doonga aaj se hi. Humein bhi milva do bhai in fixers se...

Sweety – Towel toh latkana hi padta hai...varna censor board scene cut jo kar deta hai...Ranbir Kapoor ne bhi latkaaya tha Saawaria mein... “Saawaria oh saawaria” (humming)...he looked so cute and sexy! :-) aur toh aur Simran ne DDLJ mein ek poora gaana gaaya hai towel mein... “kaisa hai kaun hai woh jaane kahan hai”(humming).

Kajal Bhai – Yaar towel kaa aur fixing ka kya relation re? Aise hi kuch bhi...bakwaas bol dete hai mama log...aur tum saale sab log paagal ban jaate ho! Apni akal lagao beedu...

Chandramukhi – Arre, bowling kar raha tha ki kanche khel raha tha...full toss ball pe toh koi bhi chakke jad dega! Galat maidan mein aa gaya tha sasura! Haar hi jaayegi woh team jisme aise player honge!

Maya – This is totally against the sportsmanship we used to have in our times with biggies like Kapil Dev, Mohinder Amarnath, Sunil Gavaskar. Games like Golf and Polo suits my personality and social status. Yeh IPL toh Monisha ke liye hai, jo TV pe dekh kar siti bajati rehti hai! So middleclass!

Musaddi Lal – Dekho jee, pehle toh log kehte the ki exams fixed hai, naukri ki selection fixed hai, political parties ka support fixed hai, reality TV pe Vindu ka jeetna fixed hai...aaj toh match bhi fixed hone lage...thode dino mein sab kuch fix ho jaayega sir jee, Lagta hai fevicol ne apna kamaal dikha hi diya!

What do you think is the future of IPL Cricket?

Jetha Lal – Agar bhai...hamare Gujrat ka player leta koi rishwat toh hum toh uski baje dete! Ab koi aur kya kar raha hai...humein kya lena jee...apna toh asool aapko bataya hi hai...Dukaan aur Pakwaan! Ha ha ha!!!

Sweety – Future is always good of sports and Cricket toh desh ki shaan hai. IPL mein har saal naye naye ladke bhi toh aate hai (uhmm uhmm) shayad koi mujhe bhi pasand kar lein!

Kajal Bhai – IPL toh jhakaas hai re...4 ghante ki entertainment party hai re...choke – chhakke jab lagte hai toh kya siti bajtee hai...ground mein kya mast mahaul hota hai baap! Ekdum rapchik! Chalega nahin bhai...dodega IPL!

Chandramukhi – is baar toh saala ghotala kar diya inhone...agli baar se toh darenge saale sab ke sab! Aur hamare raaz mein hum hone nahin denge! Samjhe kya?

Maya – IPL I don't know what to say? More governance and strict policies should be followed. It's not right and against ethics of sports and economy if the matches are fixed like that. I would recommend strong action to be taken against all those caught his year in match fixing.

Musaddi Lal – IPL hai toh bhai fun...ek match le gaya tha mera beta mujhe...itne log hai mumbai mein j o dekhne aate hai match...lajawaab tha environment toh...par yeh fixing – betting toh galat hai...jitna desh ko lootoge, utna jyada tax humein bharna pagega...toh bhai sports ko sports ki tarah hi khelo...haar jeet toh zindagi ka asool hai...Jiyo aur muskarate raho!

Thanks you all! Thanks to WeChat for making this possible to get everyone on a common platform and enjoy the fun to chat with all of them together. More infomation can be accessed at - WeChat's Youtube channel. Pictures are taken from the Internet search.

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